You're my favourite bitch
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Thanks for being so awesome
Damn look at you
Look at you being all awesome
Happy f'ing something or other
4 stages of retirement
Quitter
Steal your lunch
Congratulations on your new job
I have decided to keep you
We're even
Happy Birthday Slut
Young and fun
Happy Birthday Tequila
Happy Birthday fabulous bitch
Happy Birthday Asshole
Happy Birthday you old bat
Happy Birthday you old fart
Hangover on the ride home